You’re young, maybe 9 or 10, and your parents are throwing a party. All the adults are laughing and talking too loudly, in general having a good time, and you put two and two together. What makes them happy comes out of those bottles on the kitchen counter.
The brown ones, you learn soon enough, contain whiskey and scotch. The clear ones hold vodka and gin and that odd-shaped bottle with the long neck, something called Midori, contains a thick, syrupy green liquid. That’s the one that intrigues you most, and when the adults aren’t looking you pour yourself a glass. You sneak it into your room. You lock the door. At first you sniff at it, and because it doesn’t smell so good you pinch your nostrils shut before you take a swallow.
It burns the back of your throat. It makes your eyes water. You shake your head, and for a few minutes, until the alcohol takes effect, you can’t understand how anyone in their right mind could drink this stuff. But then a tingling sensation begins to spread through your chest, your face is warm and flushed, and you’re suddenly light headed. You feel good, you feel great. It’s as if you’ve made a major discovery, a real inroad to the secret of a good life, and it only makes sense that if one drink has this effect on you that a second will make you feel even better. You finish the glass and sneak another. You repeat this action several more times.
In the morning, you wake with a miserable headache, you’re nauseous, too, and right then and there you swear never again to so much as look at a bottle of booze. But what the seasoned drinker knows that the apprentice does not is that those of us predisposed to alcoholism are hardwired to quickly forget our unfortunate drinking experiences. Next time you get the chance, you’ll do the same thing all over again. Drunk, you find yourself smarter and funnier and stronger and braver and even better looking.
For the budding alcoholic, booze seems to do more for you than it does for others, and your only regret, at least to date, is that you didn’t come across this miracle potion sooner.”
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